If you sent me a message, I probably got it. Then again, who will ever really know if I didn't?
On the other hand, if you are one of those frigging contact form spambots, I hope your programmer rots in an endless spam-filled hell of burning electrical wires, choking heat and giant old CRT monitors forever falling on your balls or head or the other head. Come to think of it, if you're missing any of those three, then grow some and get whacked for all time!
If you are a woman, that would be a very disturbing experience. Seriously.
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